Textual thesaurus for "cockeyed"

(adj) besotted, blind drunk, blotto, stiff, tight, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, wet, squiffy, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, crocked

very drunk

(adj) wonky, lopsided, askew, awry, skew-whiff

turned or twisted toward one side

a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry- G.K.Chesterton; his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff

(adj) absurd, derisory, idiotic, ludicrous, laughable, preposterous, ridiculous, nonsensical

incongruous;inviting ridicule

the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework; that's a cockeyed idea; ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer; a contribution so small as to be laughable; it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion; a preposterous attempt to turn back the pages of history; her conceited assumption of universal interest in her rather dull children was ridiculous